She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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