Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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