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Puke
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
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I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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