I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
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I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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