You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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