Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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