Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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