so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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