I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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