i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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