before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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