my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
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Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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