Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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