yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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