you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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