On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Someone shattered a urinal.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
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