So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As shirtless as possible
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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