whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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