Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
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Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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