I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
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It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
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just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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