we're blogging at a bar
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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