Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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