doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
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Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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