But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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