so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Holy sore nipples Batman
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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