I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
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Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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