fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
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My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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