2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
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I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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