phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Boobs are out for the taking
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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