god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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