Porn is love you can see.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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