I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
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She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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