Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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