Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
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Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
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