I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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