Me too!
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
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Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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