I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
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But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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