You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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