Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
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Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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