to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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