Christians are straight up FREAKS
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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