oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
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The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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