Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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