Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
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Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize