have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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