Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
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Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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