if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
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We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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