i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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