I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Found the puke drawer
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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