so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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